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Nuptials and last respects apparently threaten the security of the glorious North Korean paradise

Bowl Cut Jr. bans weddings and funerals for some reason


The good news is that there's no chance your funeral will be coming up any time soon in North Korea! I don't think that means you can't be executed, but if you don't have any life insurance - like, say, 100 percent of the North Korean population - your family won't have to worry about the cost of a casket. They'll just toss you into the DMZ and call it good. The bad news is that you can't get married either, in case you were going to, because that would represent a threat to the nation. How? Don't ask me. I'm not an insane communist dictator and I don't get the briefing notes, bro. Talk to the man in charge:
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