Ahhh North Korea - that glorious land of rice, jungle, James Franco comedies, and possible nuclear weapons. It truly is the kind of paradise that only the twin boogeymen of dictatorship and communism could create. Unless, of course, you get hungry.
If you live under the thumb of fearless leader Kim Jong Un, and you're a human being who requires food to survive, you have a problem. Famine is coming and, while he likes Katy Perry, margaritas, building WMD's, and threatening the west, Supreme Leader isn't particularly interested in feeding his people.
As the Daily Meal reports, citizens of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea are being warned that it's time to start chewing on roots if they wish to survive. Yes, you read that right. Gnaw on the roots, because another "arduous march" is at hand.