Congratulations, Detroit. Soon, you will finally be free of the elderly, crooked, shameless race-baiter that has darkened your political door for over 50 years.
John Conyers has announced - in a rambling, barely coherent, interview - that he is retiring, effective immediately.
As a replacement, John Conyers has recommended none other than ...John Conyers. If you haven't guessed it, John Conyers III is his son, and would carry on the family's fine, unsullied, name.