Last night I was scouring the bowels of Twitter, searching for political weirdness. I was not disappointed. It seems that whoever is running the Environmental Protection Agency's Office of Water Twitter feed is a big fan of an iPhone game called "Kim Kardashian: Hollywood." In it, players try to make themselves into celebrities by doing ....whatever it is Kim Kardashian does.
I assume this means you coast through life after releasing a sex tape, but I've never played it, so I'm not sure.