We already know that leaders devised secret deals before the Summit began, and they continued to do so during the first week. The Brothers Grimm, Sarkozy and Brown, have been sweating gold globules to devise more stories to fool their adoring followers. And in the background (because they should be silent, grateful recipients, not participants – they are only there to make up the numbers) are the ‘developing countries’, who have been trumped by even more secret committees who decide their fate over skinny coffee and Danish pastries. Or, was it champagne and caviar?