If there's one truism about college students, it's that they're awash in near-endless piles of cash. Oh wait. Hang on. That's not it. It's that they're perpetually broke, eating fifty-cent Ramen Noodles in their dorm rooms or scraping by in ramshackle shared housing just south of fraternity row. Once you factor in books, beer, gas and tuition it's hardly surprising that they don't normally have any expendable funds.
Clintons don't care about any of that. If the Clinton Foundation pay-for-play scandal teaches us anything, it's that your worth lies in your ability to give her the Clintons the filthy lucre they crave. If you're broke, you're "little people." You don't count. Pay up, and the they suddenly become the best friends you've ever had.