You do not have to be a hardcore crusader for social justice to have heard of the "implicit bias" tests that have been making the rounds for some years now. Perhaps you have even taken one of these tests. If not, be my gues--but unless you want to be deceived into believing a falsehood, you would be better advised to wait until you finish reading this. For those unfamiliar with such tests, the idea is to trick good, upstanding (and generally left-of-center) citizens of these race-obsessed shores into feeling guilty about the fact that, unbeknownst to them, they are, to their absolute horror, unwittingly guilty of what has been elevated to the rank of the single worst offense against humanity, common decency, good morals and social respectability: RACISM!!!