Recently, Michigan lawmakers passed a measure that would have eliminated the option to vote a straight ticket. The law would have brought the mitten in line with 39 other states that already eliminated straight-party voting. Basically, under the new system, you’d have to vote for someone, instead of just checking the "R" or "D."
Well, we have news for you people who live in those 39 other, ugly, vile, states. You're a bunch of racists! Fortunately for Michigan, a judge understands how hateful you are, and has blocked the state's effort to join your foul ranks.