There is good news concerning Bruce Springsteen. Now I'm sure you're wondering, "Good news concerning Bruce Springsteen? That seems like a logical impossibility, unless he migrated to Pluto or something."
Well. The news isn't quite that good. But it's very good for the people of Greensboro, North Carolina, who don't have to tolerate the presence of a man who a) can't sing, play music or write songs to save his life; and b) thinks women should have to put up with male perverts coming into ladies' rooms on the thin premise that they "identify as female."