Why would you want to elect Hillary Clinton president? Why, so she can "rein in" these silly notions you have of being able to exercise the rights the Constitution guarantees you. After all, you might think you're getting a gun to protect yourself from bad guys (whether of the street variety or of the official variety), but Hillary Clinton is smarter and more sophisticated than you, and she knows that what you will really do is pull out your piece and blow away some stranger who is annoying you by talking on their phone or chewing gum.
