The United States is facing a lot of problems these days. We've got Islamic terrorism, mass shootings, hundreds of thousands of illegals flooding across our southern border, and an out-of-control federal government drowning in debt. We also, apparently, have concerns about aliens. No, we're not talking about families wandering in from Tijuana, we're talking about little green men who come to Earth to slaughter our cattle and probe us in our sleep.
Don't worry, though. Hillary Clinton is aware of your concerns and - if elected president - she's going to "get to the bottom" of the government's UFO cover-up. She made the announecment during a pow wow with the editorial board of New Hampshire's Conway Daily Sun.