You've probably already heard about the media getting in Tom Brady's grill about his horrific sin - not winning too many Super Bowls, and not DeflateGate (in which, if you ask me, he was totally innocent). No, Brady must be interrogated and held accountable for doing that which is not permitted in polite society. How dare he commit an offense so egregious as to be friends with Donald Trump?
Now why, you might wonder, is it a news story just because a particular star athlete favors one political candidate over another? Surely throughout the NFL there are many Republican voters and many Democrat voters. In no individual case can this really be considered news, can it?