Hillary, as we all know, is the smartest woman on the planet. She's just unbelievably sharp. In fact, her intellect is such that she was about to become President back in 2008. If it weren't for the sudden appearance of an even smarter "articulate black man," we'd have been living in President Clinton's America for the last eight years. Now, because she's practically an avatar for human intelligence, she's about to claim the job that's rightfully hers.
But...if she's so smart, why does she seem to have so much trouble understanding those pesky classification markings on documents?