Al Gore resurrected King Canute, not noticing he was a bag of bones and didn’t breathe too well.
Obama, who props him up with a stick, pretends the old guy is okay.
And all the greenies pay homage to the late, great king, who thought he could stop the waves coming in just by commanding them to do so. (Even his close friend, Bert, sniggered). They think they can stop climate from changing, just by saying so.
Oh yes, and they’ve also got carbon offsetting, so they can make as much carbon as they like so long as they pay for computerised stocks. You know – like pretending your Monopoly money actually buys an hotel on Park Lane. Can’t get more real than that!