Just to bring you the very latest, it's now six! I don't want you to miss any updates. Not that you would, with NBC, the Washington Post, NESN and the New York Times all breathlessly covering this story in the past few days. If you're a New England Patriot and you don't want to go to the White House because you hate Trump, you're very big news.
Here's the report the nation needs to fend off the fall of the republic, courtesy of The Hill:
