In a previous article, I posited that Barack Obama had created, and was choosing to perpetuate, a clandestine shell game by obfuscating his long form birth certificate. On April 27, the White House, apparently begrudgingly, released an image it claimed was that elusive document. Obama himself stated that he authorized the release because “we do not have time for this kind of silliness. We've got better stuff to do. I've got better stuff to do.” And with that, he was off to attend to Oprah Winfrey.