I really don't even know why the Democratic Party spends a dime on communication staff. Why not just hand out copies of the New York Times to everyone? It would accomplish the same purpose, and most of the time they're all on social media posting links to the Times anyway. No matter what happens, the Times is there and ready to spin it to put the story in the best - or least bad - light for the Democrats.
Those polls you've heard about in recent weeks that show Trump either pulling into the lead or quickly closing the gap? There's really no way to call that happy news for Democrats, but leave it to Timesman Nate Cohn to find a silver lining: