The educators who populate the halls of modern academia are wondrous people - eager to share their insight, experience, and a nuanced understanding of the world around us. At least, that's what it says in the campus brochure. In reality, some of them - probably most of them - are brain-dead leftists who spend their days regurgitating their antiquated dogma in a desperate attempt to recapture their 'glory days' as youthful radicals.