Let's start with the good news: If all ISIS sympathizers are such bad shots, we might not have as much reason for concern as we thought. How you fire 13 times into a car at point-blank range without killing your target is beyond me. But thank God, 33-year-old officer Jesse Hartnett is OK, and suspect Edward Archer's assault in the name of Islam drew blood but still ended up a spectacular failure.
Oh by the way, stunner, he didn't obtain the gun legally: