I guess the Secret Service felt it needed to do more to make itself just like a high school. It's not enough that agents like to get drunk while on assignment and pick up prostitutes. Now, if anyone investigates their misdeeds, they're going to get back at the narc by spreading stories about him.
Oh, by the way, these are the people who protect the life of the president. That should make you feel warm and cuddly inside. So when Congressman Jason Chaffetz drove an investigation into the misdeeds and failings of the Secret Service, you can bet they weren't going to take it lying down. Turns out Chaffetz actually applied for a job as a Secret Service agent back in 2003 and was turned down. Hey! Juicy info on Mr. Goody Two-Shoes! Spread it around the school!