OK, that's a good one, Jacob Brogan. Not only is your essay in Slate a hilarious parody of these self-styled feminist men, who indulge daily in self-loathing because of any and every last masculine impulse they might have, but you wrote it so convincingly that you managed to fool the liberal editors at Slate into publishing this satirical masterpiece. It's almost as if, the more absurd you became, the more convinced they were that you actually meant what you were saying.
