In Texas, a man tried to blow up a Confederate statue, because these days statues are apparently the greatest threat to our lives, health and well-being. But not before taking a drink of the substance he intended to use to cause the explosion! He did spit it out, so I guess it didn’t taste good.
In New York, activists are protesting that the NFL is racist for not giving unpatriotic quarterback Colin Kaepernick a job, even though 69 percent of all NFL players are black. That’s a lot of black folk! You don’t suppose maybe teams just think Mr. Kneel For The Anthem is more trouble than he’d be worth, do you?
