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CFP Crime Watch Mascot, Luna, the Cockatoo

The Cockatoo who called Wolf


Luna, the CockatooCanada Free Press is claiming Luna, the Cockatoo, as official mascot for its fledgling new website www.cfpcrimewatch.com. Crime Watch chronicles the antics of all the petty thieves, thugs, burglars, scam artists and murderers, none of whom--including Willie Lumpkin found by police and cut out of his crawl space by Buffalo police on the same day--would be smart enough to outwit Luna, the Cockatoo. Determined to nab the killer and save the victim whose chilling cries of “Help me!” “Help me!” resonated out on the street, Trenton, New Jersey cops didn’t need bullets in bringing this perp under control. Neighbours hearing repeated cries for “Help” coming from a nearby house had reported the raucous cries to 911. But lonesome Luna had only been trying to draw attention to the fact that she was home alone and didn’t much like it. Calling attention to her lonely plight, she had begun squawking loudly, “Help me!” “Help me!” after her owners had to leave home for a doctor’s appointment.
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