This week, we've learned that Democrats favor dismantling any and every visible vestige of America's ugly past. Specifically, public reminders of anyone that participated in or tolerated the slave trade must be eliminated. With that in mind, we have no choice but to dismantle the Modern Democratic Party. It's very existence stands as a monument to a past of violence, hatred, and an 1864 effort to defeat Abraham Lincoln by re-instating slavery.
By the end of Lincoln's first term, a shattered United States was sick of death and destruction. Democrats hoped to exploit this to unseat the President, so they came up with a plan. What if, they wondered, we just promise to end the fighting as quickly as possible?
