Some of you might, just barely, remember the name "Tim Kaine." You may not be able to place it with 100% certainty, but you probably have some sort of vague recollection that a guy named Tim Kaine did something a year or so ago.
Allow me to jog your memory.
Tim Kaine is a Senator who speaks Spanish - fluently. "So what," you say? Well, if you're a Democrat, that's enough to qualify you for a major political office. Thanks to his astonishing lingual capabilities, it was determined that he would be the Vice-Presidential candidate for one of the worst campaigns in human history.