10. Palin’s trained Grizzly bear now armed with GPS unit pointing to Letterman’s Connecticut home!
9. Palin can see Letterman’s media bias from her house!
8. CBS was considering sending Letterman to Bermuda to hang with the Wiegers!
7. Some of Letterman’s jokes summed up in two words: water-boring!
6. Never one to roll over, Palin walks softly and carries a big hockey stick!