Washington DC occupies roughly 70 square miles that are home to one of the planet's true phenomena: Within its borders it is virtually impossible to get a straight answer to a yes or no question. Instead of a quick one word response, strange forces act upon respondents forcing them to utter long, rambling, stuttering replies. Science has proven itself incapable of solving this mystery.
Our latest example this comes to us from John Kerry, who is asked a very pointed yes or no question.