Hilarious video: Paranoid stoner smugglers call 911 to plead for end of non-existent cop chase

I know I'll hear from you. I always do. On here. In the comment section on Facebook. In my e-mail. I guess all you mellow stoners just save your rage for me. My favorite one over the years was the guy who said he hoped I would "catch cancer." But you all sound the same, and it's precisely because you're terrified by what would happen if you were ever actually denied your weed. You can't function without it, and you know it. But what you don't appreciate is how it's affecting the way you do function. You don't know because you don't want to know. And you'll never admit that one form of psychosis that goes hand-in-hand with pot use is paranoia, like we see in the video below. Of course, it also helps if you're a moron - but then, that would be the reason you smoke pot in the first place:

Now there's no drug that's "better" than another. They're all bad. (I know you want to try to change the subject to the alcohol/marijuana comparison. I'll save you the time. They're both awful.) But at least the people who have visions of demons when they do bath salts might be seeing real demons. These idiots were imagining cops chasing them - cops who didn't exist and weren't after them at all. It's sort of a Tell Tale Heart kind of story, isn't it? They're smuggling pot and no one's on to them but they can't stop thinking that somehow, somewhere, someone's going to bust them. It's the perfect story, really. The pot smugglers not only get busted but they reveal themselves publicly to be complete wasteoids in the process. Seriously, if you're denying the reality of marijuana's impact because you need your high that badly, you could read the comments from your fellow travelers calling me all kinds of names, or you could try to do something smart for once for your own life.