Hilarious video: Paranoid stoner smugglers call 911 to plead for end of non-existent cop chase

I know I'll hear from you. I always do. On here. In the comment section on Facebook. In my e-mail. I guess all you mellow stoners just save your rage for me. My favorite one over the years was the guy who said he hoped I would "catch cancer." But you all sound the same, and it's precisely because you're terrified by what would happen if you were ever actually denied your weed. You can't function without it, and you know it. But what you don't appreciate is how it's affecting the way you do function. You don't know because you don't want to know. And you'll never admit that one form of psychosis that goes hand-in-hand with pot use is paranoia, like we see in the video below. Of course, it also helps if you're a moron - but then, that would be the reason you smoke pot in the first place:

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