Busybody American Ornithological Society Forming Committees To Rename Birds
Internet headlines coming society’s way in the near future: ‘So-and-So Fined For Identifying a Scott’s Oriole as…a Scott’s Oriole.
That’s, purportedly because dozens of God’s little chirpers have supposedly been named after too many “white supremacists”.
Someday soon, feathered friends id’d as ‘Woody the Woodpecker’ will be renamed as something that doesn’t sound like Woody has only a male gender.