Yesterday, Dan told you about Roy Moore's decisive Republican Primary victory in Alabama. I won't rehash that here, so read his piece if you'd like to know more. For now, suffice it to say that he'll probably become the state's next Senator in November, evangelical voters are ecstatic, and the left is losing what remains of its collective mind.
They're in a tizzy, you see, because it seems that - hold onto your hats - Roy Moore believes that our rights come from God.
Shocking, I know. In fact, it positively flummoxed Chuck Todd. Todd thought he had a real scoop when he announced that Moore "doesn't appear to believe in the Constitution" …because he thinks our rights come from our creator.
Yes, really: