They sort of remind me of the global warming people. This freezing winter is only further evidence that the planet is warming!
And so is everything else that ever happens. Why? Because you want it to be.
Somehow I ended up on the mailing list for the Draft Oprah 2020 Committee, and you might think they'd take Oprah's own statement of disinterest last week as a clue that maybe they should spend their time on something else. You'd think that. But you'd be wrong: