If, back in middle school, you read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, you know that the Vogons are an alien race with a nasty habit of writing terrible poetry. "Terrible" is really underselling it, since it was regularly thought to be the third worst in the universe. Listening to it usually proved fatal.
Well, move over Vogons. We're afraid you've dropped to fourth place, because there's a new ‘worst poet in the universe.’