Your new broad coalition is proactively writing a new narrative of safe spaces, microaggressions, dog whistles, snow jobs, institutionalized rapism, and climate denyism
Militant snowflake: new insignia for social justice warrior
(This darkly sarcastic article comes from a satirical website, The People’s Cube. Don’t be surprised if you find this emblem on college campuses in near future, though, as many of The People’s Cube’s previous spoofs of “progressive” absurdities have since become our daily reality.)
Dear social justice warriors!
You have so outgrown the old hammer and sickle emblem, it’s not even funny. The working class has betrayed you and can no longer be trusted. Your new broad coalition is proactively writing a new narrative of safe spaces, microaggressions, dog whistles, snow jobs, institutionalized rapism, and climate denyism.