Let's just skip the whole Jeb-Bush-isn't-my-top-choice disclaimer because it's beside the point. If you want an object lesson on why this nation is going down the tubes and has no hope whatsoever of turning its demise around, I give you the stupidest media narrative in the history of politics. If you or anyone you know really think this is a "gaffe," then you are beyond help. Stop reading this site and others that presume to offer you substantive information, and just turn on Keeping Up With The Kardashians and suck on a lollipop. There's no saving you now.
As for the rest of you, behold: