As you know, I'm bummed that Russia has been booted from the 2018 Winter Olympics. Sure, their athletes are finding a variety of ways around their country's embarrassing drug-related ban, but it's just not the same. Fortunately, we'll have another global enemy to root against.
After a "historic" meeting between North and South Korean diplomats, Kim Jong Un has announced that the ridiculously named Democratic People's Republic of Korea will be sending athletes, reporters, and cheerleaders to the Pyeongchang games.