I am getting announcements with headlines like "Heaven's been robbed… Saint Peter is crying!" and claims like "A chance to live forever and remain forever young" or "The fountain of youth may have, indeed, been found." These claims refer to a new wonder-cure, AKA the "God-Switch" and it's all in your own body's DNA; it just needs to be "activated." "Flipping this switch makes cells in your body immortal, they will not, cannot die!" -- say some ads.