Since election season has made everyone miserable and cranky, you'll probably tell us that we shouldn't run this. This isn't news, and either Trump is evil or Cruz is, so it isn't worth mentioning. Well, tough. It's Friday, and it's time to lighten up.
"Congratulations, you've been called by Donald Trump" begins this sketch from last night's Tonight Show, in which fake Donald Trump calls the real Ted Cruz. Fallon does a solid Trump impression, and Cruz has shown that he can be pretty funny when he's not trying too hard. If people can stop being angry for five minutes, they might find it amusing.
"I’m watching ‘The Princess Bride’ for 843rd time" cracked me up, anyway.
“You know what I think? I think the people of Colorado did vote, but they were so high they completely forgot.”
Zing!