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John Lillpop

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals. John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.

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Black Panthers Intimidate Voters: Change We NEED?

Everyone knows that Barack Obama promised change, but as voters in Philadelphia discovered on election day, some Black Panthers took change to mean "Black Only" at the polling places.
- Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Voting for Obama Not an Option for Informed Americans!

According to conventional wisdom (liberal propaganda) unless you vote for Barack Obama, you are a racist. In truth, you may not have a racist bone in your body, you may have worked for equality and basic human rights all of your life. 

- Monday, November 3, 2008


Ads on Craigslist Include “Sex for Tickets” to Obama Rally!

As if the Obama camp were not already the most perverted, anti-American campaign in U.S. history, now fans of this non-citizen communist are offering to trade sexual favors for tickets to the big rally in Chicago next Tuesday.
- Friday, October 31, 2008

If Obama Wins, Set Clocks BACK 91 Years!

Next Sunday at 2 AM, most Americans will turn their clocks back one hour to standard time. Why in the world the government is able to compel anyone to get out of bed at two in the morning just to play God with time is beyond me.
- Thursday, October 30, 2008

Brother Barack: Why Not “Spread the Wealth” Among Family?

- Analysis - While Barack Obama harasses working class Americans like Joe the Plumber about the Marxist need to "spread the wealth," the Messiah conveniently ignores a hideous wealth schism within the Obama clan itself.
- Thursday, October 30, 2008

Open Letter to Bay Area Newspaper Editors:

Dear Editor, Once again, the editorial staff at your liberal-infested rag has delivered a full slate of election recommendations that would send any card-carrying communist into orgiastic overload.
- Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Compared to Nancy Pelosi, Governor Palin a “Roads” Scholar

Liberals and their humble servants in the mainstream media have waged all out war against Governor Palin by arguing that the governor does not possess the requisite intellect to be president should disaster befall her 72-year old boss, John McCain.
- Wednesday, October 29, 2008

French President: Obama Utterly Immature, Empty of Content!

Apparently Barack Obama's hypnotic trace and mesmerizing witchcraft have failed to convince at least one thinking European that he is the "promised one," come to lead the world into daylight after eight devastating years of fog under George W. Bush.
- Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Voting: Patriotic Act, Or Getting In Touch With One’s Inner Racist?

Coming into this election cycle, it was my naive belief that voting was a civic responsibility, a right worth fighting and dying for. I was taught that hundreds of thousands of honorable American men and women gave their very lives and health so that we the people would be free to choose whom we wished to serve in our unique form of self-governance.
- Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Hang In There, Governor Palin?

Proving once and for all that Hollywood is the Fruits and Nuts capitol of the world, liberals in that screwy locale have created a Halloween decoration showing a mannequin dressed as vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin hanging by a noose.
- Monday, October 27, 2008

Would $150,000 Wardrobe Be Enough to Hide Joe Biden?

- Satire - While the mainstream media waxes righteous indignation over Governor Palin's wardrobe, its costs, and political, social, and Constitutional ramifications, the ever so daft Joe Biden skates into la-la land with gaffe after gaffe, without so much as a dissenting whimper.
- Monday, October 27, 2008

Honest Questions: Beyond Joe Biden’s Pay Grade!

- Sarcasm One of the pitfalls of being a liberal Democrat politician is that one is almost never asked probing questions about policy or procedure. Thus, on the odd occasion when a journalism professional shows up, the unprepared leftist normally explodes with anger and resentment.
- Sunday, October 26, 2008

Is Obama a Non-Citizen? A Clintonista Wants to Know!

Phil J. Berg is hardly a member of any vast right wing conspiracy. In fact, the gentleman from Philadelphia is an ardent supporter of Hillary Rodham Clinton, erstwhile candidate for the Democrat nomination for the presidency.
- Thursday, October 23, 2008

“Dewey Defeats Truman,” Harbinger of 2008?

Sixty years ago, America held a presidential election that most pundits forecast as a win for Thomas E. Dewey over Harry S. Truman who ascended to the presidency when Franklin Roosevelt died in 1945.
- Thursday, October 23, 2008

Will Democrats Try to Repeal 22nd Amendment?

Now that Democrats are about to send a clone of Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, and Harry S. Truman, rolled into one black community organizer, to the Oval Office, how soon will it be before these anti-American lunatics clamor for repeal of the 22nd Amendment, the one that established a two-term limit for the presidency?
- Thursday, October 23, 2008

Oprah Bends Own Rules to Help Obama

In refusing to interview Governor Sarah Palin back in September, Oprah Winfrey said, in part, "I made the decision not to use my show as a platform for any of the candidates."
- Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Colin Powell’s, “So What?” Misses the Point

The question, "Is Barack Obama a Muslim?" is perfectly reasonable in light of the fact that Obama has three Muslim names, has family connections in the Muslim nation of Kenya, and whose pastor of 20 years blamed America for 9/11.
- Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Joe Biden Guarantees “Disaster” If Obama Is Elected!

imageAfter raking John McCain and Sarah Palin over the coals for the negativity of the election campaign, Senator Joseph Biden decided to bring some cheer to the fray. He did so by warning that, if elected, President Obama would be tested by a major international disaster. Just what exactly did you have in mind, Senator? A terrorist attack? Further collapse of the U.S. economy? A violent outburst from a disgruntled Hillary Clinton?
- Tuesday, October 21, 2008

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