John Lillpop

Taking a Bite Out of Crime!

--Satire-- Having spent tens of thousands of dollars over the years for dental care, I have reached the point where I am ready to explode and shout, Enough Already!

El Rushbo Rocks to the Tune of $400,000,000!

American super-patriot Rush Limbaugh has proven the superior value of conservative talk by landing a $400 million dollar ($400,000,000.00) contract that will keep the unvarnished truth on the radio airwaves through 2016.

Feminist Author of “She Inc.” Laments Hillary’s Demise?

- Satire - Whether or not one is a feminist has more to do with what is lodged between one's ears than what is dangling, or not, between one's legs.

Abortion Is a Constitutional Right—Right?

With respect to arms, the second Amendment to the US Constitution reads:

John McCain: Bold-Faced Liar or Dementia Victim?

After his ill-begotten conspiracy with Ted Kennedy to ram amnesty down the throats of the American people failed miserably last summer, John McCain claims to have had a spiritual awakening.

Water on Mars? What About Oil Under the Golden Gate Bridge?

-- Satire -- As one who listens to major network "news" only when unavoidable, I am convinced that the FCC has a constitutional, legal, and spiritual obligation to protect the American people by including a health warning before and after every news broadcast.

What Would President Obama Do About the Price of Gasoline?

As soaring gasoline prices continue to wreak havoc among poor and near poor American families, presidential nominee Barack Obama has made headlines by telling the poor what he will not do to resolve the energy crisis.

Eulogizing George Carlin, In His Own Words

-- Satire -- As the world mourns the death of the most notorious potty mouth of the past two centuries, it might be educational to hear the Eulogy of George Carlin in his own words.

Liberals on Oil: Drilling Will Take Five Years; Let’s Do Nothing!

For well over a year now, conservatives have warned voters that Barack Obama is more about style than substance at a time when global challenges require hard core leadership and experience in the Oval Office.

Barack Obama’s Illogical Perspective on Energy

In a rare moment of clarity, Barack Obama actually made an excellent point recently when he said, in part:

Likely Change If Obama Is Elected

--Satire -- Should voters be foolish enough to elect Barack Obama on November 4, the following Changes will be America's just rewards:

Matthew 7:16-20, the California Supreme Court, and Gay Weddings

--Satire-- California is renowned for being on the cutting edge of technology, education, culture, politics, and just old fashioned kookiness.

Of Course, Liberals Want to Nationalize Oil!

The Democrat Party has a lone objective when it comes to the vital issue of energy: Obstruction!

John Murtha’s Unhappy Birthday Surprise: Haditha “Massacre” Unravels

June 17, 2008 was a huge day in the life and time of America's demented old lefty from Pennsylvania, the dishonorable John Murtha, Democrat, of course.

It’s MarX, Not MarK, Comrade!

In my recent column titled, "I am Voting Democrat," the very last item read "Karl Mark was smarter than George W. Bush." It should have read, "Karl Marx, in whose name the Democrat Party seeks to destroy America and the entire free world, was smarter than George W. Bush." That typo provided interesting commentary from both sides of the political aisle:

Why Is Government Forcing America to Switch to Digital Television?

Apparently the sticky problems confronting our nation, including wars in two foreign nations, the very real threat of terrorism, gasoline near $5 a gallon, rising inflation and unemployment, spiraling health care costs, record federal deficits, old, declining infrastructure, and massive illegal immigration from the third-world, are not enough to keep Washington bureaucrats busy.

Barack Obama and the Audacity of a Loaded Gun

Until now, presumptive presidential nominee Barack Obama has come across as a bit of a wuss, a bloke without the cojones that any American president must have to gain and maintain the upper hand against blood thirsty terrorists and brutal dictators.

I Am Voting Democrat

After two years of listening to and watching hundreds of debates and town hall meetings, I have finally reached a conclusion.

Aloha and Mahalo, Jidhadist Dudes!

--Satire-- Of all the bloody cheek!

Help Wanted: Executive Position in Washington, D.C.

--Satire-- America is in a dilemma of catastrophic proportions since neither of the major party candidates is qualified to serve as the 44th president of these great United States.