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Sarge

Richard J. "Sarge" Garwood is a retired Law Enforcement Officer with 30 years service; a syndicated columnist in Louisiana. Married with 2 sons.

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I’m IN

“Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in”. (Michael Corleone, Godfather III 1990) I decided I needed a couple of days off and sat heavily in a world of confusing ideas and fear of stepping forward into new endeavors. Today, January 31, 2014, the headline in Politico was: “House leaders sell immigration blueprint.” It was a copyrighted story detaining the prevailing apparent thoughts being bandied about in caucus and privately amongst the Republican hierarchy in the House of Representatives.
- Friday, January 31, 2014

An Open Letter

Mr. Obama, I address this letter to you concerning your recent statements pertaining to your belief Rush Limbaugh and Fox News are responsible for your being viewed as a caricature. Also it’s your statement you are being prevented from engaging with the rank and file Republicans and conservatives.
- Monday, January 27, 2014

“The Schmuck “has struck again!

I thought Chuck “The Schmuck” Schumer stepped in a meadow muffin somewhere and tracked it to the podium to address the press. I was wrong and stand corrected. It wasn’t his shoes.
- Friday, January 24, 2014

The squib

Upon taking a look at the Affordable Care Act debacle presently sweeping across the land and affecting everybody needing insurance coverage and abusing every taxpayer, it must be admitted the chief administrator of this is a proven idiot: and I don’t mean in the savant sense. Now we’re in danger of having to subsidize insurance companies so they participate in the program.
- Thursday, January 23, 2014

What to do?

Global warming. Climate change. Algore-ming. Unsubstantiated claims of global climate change? Ultra-leftist silliness. Greenie/tree hugger apologism for normal human progress and activity? Computer modeling gone awry? Science without common sense denial of evidence? (Their computer model selectively deletes whole time periods that don’t agree with the 'warming' theory.) Pseudo-scientific analysis of weather patterns? (Thanks to “Mikey” an on-line correspondent)
- Wednesday, January 22, 2014

‘Ring of steel’ vs. Box Cutters

1500 events have occurred in the region encircling Sochi, Russia. This is where the Russian people planned the celebration and conduct of the Winter Olympics. And, as you might be unaware, the 1550 events had nothing to do with ski-jumping, luge or triple lutzs on the ice.
- Wednesday, January 22, 2014

From the concealing mists

Management (noun) 1. the process of dealing with or controlling things or people. ("the management of herds") 2. the people in charge of running a company or organization, regarded collectively. 3. trickery; deceit. Manager (noun) 1. A person responsible for controlling or administering all or part of a company or similar organization. Synonyms: executive, supervisor, administrator, director, CEO, overseer (informal: head honcho) (source: Google) Antonym: Obama (source: Me!) “Plausible Deniability” is the caveat followed to protect the president from any information his underlings and stooges feel might prove detrimental. It’s exceptional in light of Obama’s not knowing “the extent of NSA Surveillance” as published in TRUTH REVOLT (1-17-2014). It means there are people in government feel they’re superior to the elected president of the United States.
- Monday, January 20, 2014

You’re pushing your luck

Oh! I have a pen now (sung to the tune of “If I had a hammer”) Oh I have a pen now; I’ll swing it in the mornin’ I’ll swing at the dawnin’, I’m such a great ma-an! Forget about justice! Forget about freedom! Forget about America, The land of the Free and home of the brave, I’m such a great ma-an!
- Thursday, January 16, 2014

I want my country back!

Tuesdays suck a big, wet washrag. There’s nothing new happening. Chris Christie’s getting hammered because of the stupid, juvenile actions of a minion while Beaurat Obama still hasn’t suffered sanction for his plethora of debacles i.e. : Benghazi-gate, Fast and Furious, IRS interference in the tax-exempt status of conservative elements and ObamaCare.
- Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Quislings? I think not.

Redstate is a conservative website piloted by a gentleman named Erick Erickson. His daily commentary and insight is a major part of my early morning routine as I find Mr. Erickson’s viewpoint to be close to my own and as they say “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery”. I don’t consider myself his equal.
- Monday, January 13, 2014

Think of the Roman Empire

Chris Christie opened a vein and bled himself in hopes his pain will cleanse him of the toxins in his administration.
- Friday, January 10, 2014

The Wolf’s Lair revisited

Former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates levels harsh judgments about President Obama’s leadership and his commitment to the Afghanistan war in a new “tell-all” book; “Duty: Memoirs of a Secretary at War” based on his personal experience of sufferance under Obama’s administration. Gates concluded by early 2010 the president “doesn’t believe in his own strategy, and doesn’t consider the war to be his. For him, it’s all about getting out.”
- Wednesday, January 8, 2014

It’s Roddenberry’s fault

This is all Gene Roddenberry’s fault. Recently, I started a quest to understand economics. I already had an awareness of Capitalism, Marxism, Socialism, Communism and many other “isms” plaguing the world. I use the word “plaguing” advisedly because nothing is surer than a war; the deaths resultant from that war and the reshaping and reconstruction of nations and their relations with each other will be a result of economics.
- Monday, January 6, 2014

The Meadow Muffin

The New York Times told a story of Karl Rove’s Crossroads group. It spoke of it this way:
- Friday, January 3, 2014

High on the Tight-Wire

When I was a kid, about a gazillion years ago, I watched a circus acrobat dance on a hire-wire. She appeared beautiful, svelte and carefully coifed as she balanced desperately close to her personal destruction. She was no more than a footprint from falling and no more than a moment from disaster. She hopped and skipped in a concentrated effort to not only entertain the audience with a display of acrobatic skill but she would show her colleagues she could deliver the audience. She could enthrall them with her ability to make the audience watch her while pick-pockets worked their trade on the people walking through the side-shows.
- Friday, December 27, 2013

For this you want respect?

Homo: any of a genus of hominids that includes modern humans (H.sapiens) and several extinct species (as H. erectus and H. habilus) Phobia: an exaggerated usually inexplicable and illogical fear of a particular object, class of objects, or situation (Merriam Webster Dictionary-2013) So; if I’ve got this right the specific definition of “Homo” is as a prefix to a specific genus/phylum definition concerning the development of the human race in anthropological terms such as: Homo habilis, Homo erectus, Homo neanderthalensis, Homo sapiens (Cro-Magnon), Homo sapiens etc. (Wikipedia 2013)
- Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Free Air

Recently, one of my publishers, a man I admire, had a health scare. Both he and I share several things: a love for our God, our families, our fellow man and our country. We also share a health diagnosis of Congestive-Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD).
- Friday, December 20, 2013

Can you now boycott A&E for endorsing hate speech?

In a land once known as America, there was a golden age. People wrote down their ideas and ideals of what good government was composed of, how it should be operated and what was necessary to maintain the proper operational program assuring those ideas and ideals maintained their uppermost position of importance. Who knew irony would step in and allow those principled, idealistic pursuits: freedom and liberty and justice, would be used against the people it was originally drafted to protect?
- Thursday, December 19, 2013

You: the invisible subject

In this time of modernity and technology, I believe it’s time to look at the concept of physically centralized government and DESTROY IT!
- Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Taking A Stand

Approximately a bazillion years ago, while a student in junior high school (now referred to as middle [muddle?] school. A very serious action took place forcing me take a stand. The entire situation started when (what we then called) a juvenile delinquent produced enough salivary output to rain spit all over the desk and chair of the Assistant Principal of the school. It was a disgusting, grossly unsanitary, supremely disrespectful action taken because this idiot was constantly in that office after breaking school rules. He was regularly in detention for his acts. As we were in queue to practice our march toward 8th grade “graduation” the moron felt nothing would come about from his actions. Many kids were in close proximity as he spit all over the place. Many more saw it and said nothing, choosing to avoid confrontation rather than be uncomfortably hung with the title of “rat”.
- Tuesday, December 17, 2013

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