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Overcooked Rice

The unremarkable Rep. Marcia Fudge called a presser to condemn Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham. Questioning the veracity of Susan Rice's statements about Benghazi is obvious racism. If the questioner is a Republican. Nearly 100 House members have signed a letter opposing Rice for Secretary of State.

The Truth Hurts

Every time Mitt Romney says something painfully true, the media jumps on it and calls it a "gaffe". No, what Biden says are gaffes. So removed have the media become from reality, they are actually buying into Obama's madness about the attack on our embassy in Benghazi.

Don’t Call It McCarthyism

Liberals have been embarrassing themselves for decades with this McCarthy business. Point out an unsavory association, and they squeal like stuck pigs about the scourge of McCarthyism. In the mind of the liberal, Senator McCarthy was a deranged conservative finding imaginary communists under every rock and creating the fiction of the Red Menace. Note: they have the same attitude today about radical Islam.

Roberts:  Liberal in Chief

In the most important case of his career to date, our Chief Justice employed liberal rather than legal reasoning. Step one: determine the outcome you want. Step two: scramble around and come up with whatever nonsensical argument you can muster up to attempt to support it.

Obama Swiftboats Himself

It's another "gosh, I wish I'd said that" moment, but credit goes to Mark Steyn for pointing out that Team O keeps lighting exploding cigars for itself. The always unflinching Toby Harnden found the remnants of the latest cigar bomb by talking to former and currently serving Navy SEALS who are livid at our naked emperor for using Special Forces as 'ammunition' for his re-election campaign.

SAHM Missile Launch a Stunning Success

The Romney Army was finally able to fire its elegant and powerful SAHM missile the other day in retaliation for a weak, North Korean style attack by a heretofore unknown Obama operative. The SAHM missile performed magnificently, leaving tremendous wreckage in its wake.

Mitt Saved Lives:  Who Knew?

If character matters again, conservatives can take some time out from grousing about being stuck with Romney as their candidate and spend a little time doing a some vetting on their own. Who knew, for example, that back in 2003, Mitt Romney saved a family and their dog from drowning?

Obama’s Got Israel’s Back:  That’s Where the Knife Goes

Is the Obama administration using either leaks or black propaganda to sabotage Israel’s defence against the threat of genocide?- Melanie Phillips, Daily Mail Online

Valor Without Actors

From now on, any action adventure or war movie is going to feel like one of those cheap flimsy outfits made in China from one of the big box stores. The flimsy thing is okay in its own way; it may be entirely serviceable. At least for awhile. But what it lacks is substance and timelessness. With Act of Valor, you can touch and feel the genuine article. Rich in tone and texture, the quality is unlike anything coming out of Hollywood.

Santorum Calls Out Obama’s Boss

Is the media really trying to convince us that someone other than Satan himself has taken over America? It didn't start with Obama, but we could at least begin to take our country back by being rid of Obama next election.

Popular Putrification

At the same time William Ayers was hijacking our schoolchildren, the popular culture was decomposing. With the advent of the Great Society and the disintegration of the nuclear family, the decline of our pop culture parallels the disintegration of our educational system. Radicals grabbed control over both.

Soros:  It’s All Israel’s Fault

Obama’s boss, unrepentant Nazi collaborator, George Soros, blames Israel for the current turmoil in Egypt. As Soros sees it, Israel is the main stumbling block to a happy, peaceful Middle East. Just as he believes that in the grander scheme of things, the United States is the world’s peace repellent.

Campaign Sputnik

Obama’s second SOTU speech qualifies as one of the most fatuous in history. First, the positive–he did not insult the Supreme Court this time.

Worlds Deadliest Metaphors!

CNN has managed to make itself even duller than it already was. John King actually apologized for a guest’s use of the now verboten term, “crosshairs”.

Mournapalooza!

What the hell was that last night? I don’t mean the part about Team O’s first 2012 fully branded campaign rally, “Together We Thrive.” I expect that sort of tackiness from our self obsessed and clueless president. Nor am I surprised that the addled audience played along. Give college kids enough beer and they’re yours for the taking.

The Weakest Link:  Dupnik

NYC Mayor Bloomberg is no longer the most incompetent local official in America. The torch has been passed to Pima County Sheriff, Clarence Dupnik for his disastrous mishandling of Jared Loughner who went on a shooting rampage.

Racing to Be Wrong

They need to deftly pin this on the tea partiers, -Democrat operative I often compare liberals to toddlers–both have low impulse control. Those who fail to outgrow this phase become liberals who spend their adult lives in utter hysterics over imaginary demons, while embracing actual monsters. Once a liberal has latched on to an imaginary bad guy, astonishing amounts of emotional energy are dedicated to maintaining the fantasy that the pretend evildoer is the source of everything bad that happens.

First, Kill All the Boomers

Democrats so over used their race card that it has finally been revoked. Their efforts at fomenting class warfare on a scale we’re seeing in Europe is not really catching fire, so to speak. Then their Marxist in Chief caved and refused to raise taxes on America’s job creators leaving liberals spitting with rage.

Obama Honors Animal Abuser

The President of the United States took time out from his grueling party schedule to honor, not one of our brave troops, but a vicious animal abuser.

Death Panel Resurrected

Sarah Palin was excoriated for making the entirely correct observation that when a government controls health care, rationing becomes inevitable. Democrats squealed like stuck pigs, but dropped the execrable end of life counseling language from ObamaCare.