- Satire
The year was 2019, in the third term of the Reign of Obama the Secular. Owing to a radical Supreme Court stacked with four Obama appointees who declared the Twenty-second Amendment to the United States Constitution
unconstitutional, Obama was well on his way to becoming the first President since Roosevelt to be elected to four terms. A generation that voted for
free stuff in 2008, begat another generation of voters who wanted
free stuff. In time, the amount of voters wanting
free stuff--and knowing they would get it from the Great One--reached a tipping point. They soon outnumbered those who worked, paid taxes, and created jobs. For the next decade they continued to vote for politicians who promised
free stuff. Of course, this ensured that the
King of Free Stuff, Obama the Secular--who never met a government program he did not like--would be re-elected for life.
- Thursday, July 16, 2009