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Robert Laurie

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CNN agape as their poll shows Trump approval jumping to 11 month high, GOP midterm hopes slowly brighten

CNN agape as their poll shows Trump approval jumping to 11 month high I would love to have been in the CNN newsroom when these numbers came in. They've burned months of airtime on scandal after scandal, negative story and negative story, all in an endless quest to make the country despise Donald Trump. You're supposed to hate him. He's supposed to disgust you. His approval numbers are supposed to be down in the low 20s. Heck, he was supposed to be impeached by now.
- Tuesday, March 27, 2018

House Democrats place bureaucracy above healing: derail experimental medicine 'Right to Try' bill

House Democrats place bureaucracy above healing: derail experimental medicine 'Right to Try' bill President Trump has been pushing for "Right to Try" legislation almost since his campaign began. The idea is that terminally ill patients, who've decided they have nothing to lose, should have the right to try experimental procedures and medication that may not be ready for mass implementation. Everyone understands that there are very real risks involved with this course of action but, if you've exhausted all other options, you may be ready for one last desperation play.
- Monday, March 26, 2018

Obama: My goal is to create a 'million young Barack Obamas or Michelle Obamas '

Obama: My goal is to create a 'million young Barack Obamas or Michelle Obamas ' If you were hoping that Barack Obama would be quiet as he watches subsequent Presidents dismantle his legacy, well, you were really kidding yourself. This is a guy who many of the "fringier" political elements have touted as the obvious choice to run the world via the UN - so he wasn't just going to wander off into the sunset. Obama intends to stick around. He's already been making his voice heard, and he’s focused on grooming an entire generation of ideological clones to help carry on that work when he finally does retire.
- Monday, March 26, 2018

Folksy home-spun everyman creeper, Joe Biden, says he would have 'beat the hell' out of Donald Trump in high school

Folksy home-spun everyman creeper, Joe Biden, says he would have 'beat the hell' out of Donald Trump When Hillary Clinton wants you to think "she's just like you," she busts out her southern revival accent or eats at Chipotle. When Obama wanted you to think he was just a "regular fella" he'd get a burger and beer that his wife supposedly disapproved of. Virtually every out-of-touch politician has some contrived way of trying to make it seem that they're just one of the down-to-Earth "real people" they hope to rule with an iron fist.
- Friday, March 23, 2018

Rand Paul: 'There is an uncontrollable deep state in the intel community' . . . rips John Brennan and 'far afield' Mueller probe

Rand Paul: 'There is an uncontrollable deep state in the intel community' . . . rips John Brennan and 'far afield' Mueller probe Whatever you think of Rand Paul, the one thing no one can accuse him of being is 'partisan hack.' He's bucked his own party as much as anyone other than John McCain, and - unlike McCain - he's done it for the right reasons. So, when he absolutely rips into John Brennan's vitriolic comments and tears into the Mueller "Russian collusion" investigation, saying he's just toeing the party line isn't going to cut it.
- Friday, March 23, 2018


As taxpayers flee California, GOP Rep. Martha McSally jokes: Hey, maybe we need a wall between AZ and CA

As taxpayers flee California, GOP Martha McSally jokes: Hey, maybe we need a wall between AZ and CA Arizona spends a lot of time worrying about trouble crossing its southern border. However, as GOP Rep. Martha McSally jokingly pointed out, they may need to start worrying about issues to their west as well. That's because the left coast's immigration policies (and a host of other problems) are starting to affect neighboring states, and the people running those states are none too pleased.
- Thursday, March 22, 2018

Republican hoping to de-throne Claire McCaskill runs ad featuring Hillary's American heartland hot take

Republican hoping to de-throne Claire McCaskill runs ad featuring Hillary's American heartland hot take To recap: rural America is racist, misogynist, bigoted, backwards, and not smart enough to vote for Hillary Clinton. That's the word from the Democrats' 2016 presidential nominee. According to Hillary, only the places that voted for her are decent, forward thinking, and optimistic about the future. The rest of the country, the red part, is a hellhole filled with troglodytes.
- Wednesday, March 21, 2018


Democrat D.C. Councilman: It's snowing because Jewish Bankers use weather control powers to create national disasters, bankrupt cities!

Democrat D.C. Councilman: It's snowing because Jewish Bankers use weather control powers to create national disasters, bankrupt cities! I don't have much to say about this, except that D.C. councilman Trayon White Sr. is either insane or so warped by anti-Semitism that he actually believes the Rothschilds are controlling Washington's weather. I'm not sure which is worse. I suppose insanity would give him a pass on the anti-Semitism, but then I'm not sure D.C. wants an openly insane councilman.
- Monday, March 19, 2018

Hillary says she 'meant no disrespect' when she called America's heartland racist, bigoted, backwards and misogynist

Hillary says she 'meant no disrespect' when she called America's heartland racist, bigoted, backward Last week, Hillary Clinton decided to shoot her mouth off. During an appearance in India, she levelled both barrels at middle America, and trashed anyone who didn't vote for her. Clearly, the only reason anyone would reject her brilliance is that they're a backwards racist, bigot, misogynist, or a combination of the three. She's made similar claims before, but never has it been so crystalized into one damning sound bite.
- Monday, March 19, 2018

China embraces the worst tropes of sci-fi dystopias with 'social credit score' system

China embraces the worst tropes of sci-fi dystopias with 'social credit score' system Maybe you saw it in a creepy episode of Black Mirror called "Nosedive." Perhaps you remember it from a hilarious episode of Community called "App Development and Condiments." It's also appeared in various novel and comic book plots. It's the idea that everyone can (or must) use an app to rate anything and everyone - then those rating scores are used to limit your access to real-word privileges.
- Monday, March 19, 2018




End of an era: Toys R Us to shutter all 800 remaining stores

End of an era: Toys R Us to shutter all 800 remaining stores I get it. Things change. Companies rise and fall. Institutions are not guaranteed. Toys R Us is just a corporation and, as capitalists like to say, none of them should be "too big to fail." Still...the demise of "the world's biggest toy store" stings.
- Thursday, March 15, 2018


Democrats are angry that Hillary ripped the US heartland because she's not supposed to say what they all believe

Democrats are angry that Hillary ripped the US heartland because she's not supposed to say what they all believe Yesterday, we discussed comments made by Hillary Clinton while she was speaking in India. According to the 2016 loser, America's heartland is a "backwards" place, full of hate, bigotry, misogyny, and various other retrograde instincts. Trump didn't win because his opponent was horrible, he won because the country is horrible. According to Mrs. Clinton, places that look to the future with hope, optimism, and enlightened mindsets (basically the left-wing coasts) wisely voted for her
- Thursday, March 15, 2018

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